Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 16, 1991
Transcript:
Ellen: NATE! As if you weren't already in enough trouble for reading my diary, now you're doing it again? Nate: I figured that since you were going to kill me anyway, I might as well keep reading until I finished the good parts. Ellen: DADDY! Nate: What does "swarthy" mean?
At first I thought that was the bathroom