Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 04, 1991

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BACHELOR DAD Today in school we learned that 50% of marriages end in divorce. My Dad is proof of that fact. Off Screen: GoodBYE! He and Mom split up three years ago. I think it was mostly her idea. Now she is married ot somebody else - meanwhile Dad is a lonely bachelor. TV: Welcome back to "Love Connection!" In the movies, guys his age are always walking around with mega babes, but Dad's chances to not look good. He's pver the hill and picking up speed. (note baldness) SAG SAG Nate: Aren't you glad I'm not one of those kids who know nothing about their parents' lives? Dad: Ecstatic...