Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 11, 1991
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DATING WITH DAD!!! Since he and Mom got divorced, Dad has only gone out on one date in three years. It was a blind date. Drawing of Dad: Hi there. Drawing of Date: Bummer. It was not a good date. First Dad slammed the lady's dress in the car door. Then in the restaurant he spilled food on her. Drawing of Dad: Whoops! Sorry. Drawing of Date: That's ok. (What a dolt!) On the way home, he drove into a snowbank and had to get towed out. He had spent all his money on dinner so his date had to pay the truck driver who she ended up marrying later. Nate: When you get good material, Dad, this stuff practically writes itself!
MARTY YOU ALMOST GOT MARRIED STOP SCREWING UP