Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 14, 1991

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THE ADVENTURES OF DR. CESSPOOL! a comic by NATE WRIGHT Drawing of nurse: Doctor! What are you doing? Dr. Cesspool: Performing a brains transplant, of course! Otherwise this poor devil hasn't a chance! Nurse: But this man isn't even a patient! He's our janitor! Dr. Hmmm. No wonder he put up such a struggle! Oh well...next patient! Dr: Sorry to keep you waiting. Patient: That's ok, Doc! Patient: It's nice of you to leave this bowl of potato chips in your waiting room! Dr: Potato chips? E-gad! My scab collection! Nate: If my art career doesn't work out, do you think I have a future in medicine? Francis: I think you may spend a lot of time in hospitals, yes...