Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 30, 1991
Transcript:
Francis: How goes it, 'Scoop'? Nate: I've looked all over this dumb school, and I can't uncover any juicy scandals! How am I supposed to be an ace reporter when there's nothing going? I need to find a smoking gun! Francis: How about a smoking janitor? Nate: Gad, this place is boring!
I thought you weren’t allowed to smoke in schools.