Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 26, 1992
Transcript:
Nate: I'm continuing my efforts to help you meet women, dad! Dad: Lucky Me. Nate: And look what I found! The Personal ads! Have you ever read these things, dad? Page after page of eligible women, just waiting for the right guy to come along! Dad: Shouldn't you be watching T.V. or something? Nate: I've taken the liberty of circling a few of them who sound desperate...
Provided those desperate people accept Dad.