Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 20, 1992
Transcript:
Francis: Wow! Look at Sharon! Nate: Huh? Francis: She changed over the summer! Look how cute she is now! Nate: Hey! This is great! You know why? Sharon is crazy about me! Remember how last year she tried to get me to ask her out? I was never really interested then, but look at her now! She is a total babe! All of the sudden she's one of the cutest girls in the sixth grade! I'd be nuts not to ask her out now! Hi, Sharon! Want to go to the homecoming dance with me next week? Sharon: Sorry, Nate... I'm dating an eighth-grader now.\ Nate: Somebody up there has a lousy sense of timing. Francis: ...But a great sense of humor!
Nate is so shallow!