Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 28, 1992
Transcript:
Guess what, Mr. Rosa! Im'm starting a school gossip column! Mr. Rosa: That's great, Nate! Nate: I'm calling it "Classroom Chatter"! It's going to have news about everybody and everything going on in the school! Speaking of which...is it true that your once-torrid affair with Miss Burton, the school nurse, has hit the skids? Mr. Rosa: WE ONLY HAD ONE DATE! Nate: I'd call that a "Yes."
Isn’t he married?