Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 20, 1992

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Rudolph, The Red-nose reindeer.... ELLEN, the high school sophomore a christmas carol by Nate Wright sung to the tune of: Rudolf, the red-nosed reindeer Ellen, the high school sophomore had a really ugly nose. It was so darn humongous that she couldn't see her toes. Ellen: Hmmm..... am I wearing shoes? All of the other sophomores liked to laugh at Ellen's schnozz. It was the most disgusting of her many, many flaws. It was clearly Christmas Eve when Ellen caught a cold. coughing, sneezing, stuffed-up head so her brother Nate, he said: Ellen, you look so funny lying there like that in bed. Your nose is just like Rudolph's. It is really big and red!! Ellen: *Sniff* Nate: Want me to cheer you up with a song i wrote?