Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 23, 1992
A DR. CESSPOOL CHRISTMAS 1992! Nurse Maureen: It's wonderful of you to play santa claus for the hospitalized children, Doctor! Santa: Heck it's nothing! I feel bad for these little tykes, neglected and forgotten during the holidays! By golly, we must make sure that all the children get what they want for Christmas! Nurse Maureen: Like a new pair of hockey skates, perhaps? Dad: Very subtle Nate: Size 5! Size 5!