Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 26, 1993
Transcript:
Nate Wright: Herd the latest, Miss Clarke? Francis and Sheila went on a date last weekend! Ms. Clarke: Well, you seem to know all the gossip. Nate Wright: You bet I do! Nothing happens in this school that I don't know about! I'm constantly tracking all the couples, figuring out who's hot and who's not! For example you know Eddie and cynthia? Ms. Clarke: Are they "Hot" or "Not"? Nate: They'll be "Not" by recess. You herd it here first.
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