Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 29, 1993

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Ellen:....So then I found out that before Kenny asked me out, he used to date sharon, who's now going out with steven, who I used to have a huge crush on! Not only that, But now i hear that steven might like me! Not that I like him anymore or anything, But it's just so weird! I swear, sometimes my life is such a soap opera! Nate Wright presents...... The Young and clueless! staring Ellen Wright!! Ellen: Kiss me you fool! Boy: I may be a fool but I'm not stupid! *help!*