Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 30, 1993
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Eye Contact Babe Magnet Note: she can't resist Nate: You know what the secret is to meeting girls? Eye contact! With my eyes, I can speak volumes without using words! See that girl over there/ Watch and learn, Francis! I'm going to focus on her like a laser beam! There! It's working! She's noticed me! She's looking back at me! In fact, she's not just looking at me, she's staring at me! Wow! She's getting up! She's coming over here! The eye contact is working! Girl: You have something hanging from your nose. Nate: (thought) How humiliating. Girl: Who's your cute friend?
CURSE YOU FRANCIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY CANT NATE HAVE A 3RD GF