Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 06, 1994
Transcript:
The Krazy adventures of: DR. CESSPOOL, Little League Physician! nurse: How's it going, Doctor? Dr.: Not good. Sitting on the bench makes me feel left out! There must be SOME way I can contribute even though I'm not a player! ...SAY! I know! HEY, UMP! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? GOT A DEFECTIVE CONJUNCTIVE MEMBRANE? nurse: Not bad! Dr.: I KNEW flunking out of optometry school would come in handy someday!
I would do dat too, and first time im first (i know im the one who always disses it, but at least i added something else too)