Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 16, 1994

Transcript:

man: Miss Clarke is ill today, class...I'm the substitute, Mr. Smithson. Nate: Did you say Smithson? man: That's right. Now, class, let's turn to page... Nate: Hey, do you know a kid named KENNY Smithson? man: Yes, he's my son. Now, class, I... Nate: Your son? Wow! He's my sister's boyfriend! I'm Nate Wright, Ellen's brother! man: Hello, Nate. Please have a seat. Nate: Say, this is quite a coincidence, don't you think? We're practically related! man: Fascinating. Sit down, please. Nate: Say, if Ellen and Kenny ever got married, we WOULD be related, wouldn't we? Let's see, you'd be my...My...stepfather-in-law?...No...My uncle-in-law? ...No...my step-cousin?... man: Your teacher. Nate: No, that's not it... man: SIT DOWN!