Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 06, 1994

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Nate Wright presents: The Official 4-star ELLEN WRIGHT Cluelessness Report! "Reporting on instances of Ellen's single-digit I.Q. in action since 1992." Instance #1: Ellen tries to use the TV remote! Ellen: Well no WONDER it wasn't working! I was holding it BACKWARDS! Instance #2: Ellen the cheerleader! Ellen: Let's FIGHT, team! Gimme an F! ...Gimme an I!...Gimme a T! ... Gimme no, wait...hold it... Instance #3: Ellen on the job at "Dilly Burger"! Ellen: That'll be three million dollars! Hmm...that can't be right...or can it? Instance #4: Ellen goes to school on the wrong day! Ellen: La tee tum...BYE y'all! Ellen: Hey, WAIT a minute! Today is SUNDAY! Nate: I may need more paper.