Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 03, 1994

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Time to talk with...DAN CUPID, Love Consultant to the STARS! Chip: Tell me, Dan...in order for one of your love darts to work, does it have to his someone in the heart? Dan: Not at all, Chip! My darts work on ANY part of the body! Why, I've hitched up couples by shooting them in the toe, the knee, the elbow...you name it! In fact, I've discovered there's only one place where my arrows are ineffective: the HAIR! Hence the Burt and Loni fiasco. Chip: Well, I wondered about that...