Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 19, 1995
Transcript:
Girl: It says in this book that women tend to be honest and openly affectionate with each other... Girl: ... While MEN tend to hide their fondness for each other behind horseplay and insult humor! Francis: I agree! Don't you, stupid! Nate: Hee Hee! I sure do, ugly! Francis: So what do you wanna do after school, pinhead? Nate: Whatever you wanna do, chicken lips! Francis: I asked you first, jug ears! Nate: JUG EARS?! Francis: You heard me, Dumbo! Nate: Stuff a sock in it, pizza face! Francis: PIZZA FACE?! Why, you... Nate: GET OFFA ME! Mr. Rosa: I'm told they were expressing affection.
Chickens don’t have lips. They have beaks.