Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 13, 1995

Transcript:

EVERLOVIN' ELLEN! the life and loves of a clueless high school sophomore! Our story: Having dumped her boyfriend Kenny, ELLEN lives it up! Ellen: Sigh TV: Welcome to the "Psychic Friends Network"! But something is MISSING! The life of a bachelorette is strange and frightening! (Then again, so is Ellen.) Slowly she reaches a conclusion: she is tired of the single life! She longs for companionship! SHE'S LOOKING FOR LOVE...BUT SHE NEEDS HELP!! This is a job for...DAN CUPID, Love Consultant!