Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 16, 1995

Transcript:

Nate: I'll pretend to be drowning, see... Teddy: Uh huh... Nate: ...And then, out of nowhere, a gorgeous supermodel lifeguard will materialize and rescue me! Maybe even give me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation! Teddy: WOW! You're a genius! Nate: Stand back! I want to make this look good! HELP! HELP! HELP! man: Hang on! I'm coming! Just relax! Keep your shirt on! Nate: Still more proof that life does not imitate "Baywatch". man: Here, hold my taco.