Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 25, 1995
Transcript:
Francis: Guys, this is Nate. He's thinking of becoming a Junior Woodchuck! Nate: Hi, guys. boy: Hi. boy: Hi, Nate. Nate: Say, guys, there's something I want to ask you...how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Little joke there. boy: Francis...secret Woodchuck conference.
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck wood chuck wood