Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 17, 1995

Transcript:

Biff: Hello again, Ellen-watchers! Do you ever find yourself wondering: "What's up with Ellen's love life"? Chip: If you DO, join us for the... ELLEN WRIGHT LOVE REPORT! Biff: Only a few short months ago, Ellen broke up with Kenny, her longtime beau! Right, Chip? Chip: Righto, Biff! And now let's meet a few of the guys she's dated since! Name: BRENT Description: HEAVY METAL HEAD Summary: Date ends abruptly when Brent injures Ellen playing "air guitar"! Name: ANDY Description: BRAIN Summary: Over dinner, Andy realizes Ellen in not his intellectual equal! Name: ROBERT Description: "vertically challenged" Summary: A short date. Name: STEVE Description: BIG-MAN ON CAMPUS Summary: During date with Ellen, Steve seems preoccupied! Biff: Wow! What a line-up! Who will Ellen date next? Chip: We've got someone investigating that right now! boy: Who's the kid with the sketch book? Nate: Just pretend I'm not here!