Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 28, 1995
Transcript:
The Adventures of...DOCTOR CESSPOOL! Physician of the rich and famous! man: All the gang from our med school class is talking about you, Cesspool! Dr.: Really? man: You're one of the most in-demand physicians in Hollywood! Everyone wants to know the secret of your success! Dr.: It's simple! I base my medical decisions on the celebrity status of the patient! For true superstars, I make house calls! For "second-tier" celebrities, I have office hours! And for the wanna-be's... nurse: Doctor? Leno is on line two! Dr.: I'm not here.
RIP leno