Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 19, 1995

Transcript:

He's MOE MENTUM, SUBSTITUTE SANTA!! Actor/stuntman Moe Mentum fills in for an ailing Santa... Santa; ...And don't forget to feed the reindeer... Moe: Santa! Babe! Fear not! I'm a PROFESSIONAL! This whole Christmas gig is in good hands! I'll take care of everything! You just relax! I'm ACCUSTOMED to spreading good cheer! In my career, I've entertained MILLIONS of people! Santa: Really? Moe: I've been a drowning victum on "Baywatch" THREE TIMES!