Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 19, 1996
Transcript:
TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH!! DR. CESSPOOL COMICS! Dad is having his yearly checkup... Dr. Cesspool: Mr. Wright, I won't lie to you...you're overweight! Fortunately for you, I've developed a weight loss program which is nothing short of revolutionary! It involves the ancient practice of acupuncture! All we have to do is locate the correct pressure points and we're in business! Dad: Really? I can lose weight through acupuncture? Dr. Cesspool: Well, they're really big needles.
Just puncture him somewhere, and he’ll deflate.