Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 25, 1996

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NATE: Aaargh!! He did it again! TEDDY: What? NATE: Yet another pathetic bag lunch, courtesy of my dad! Every day this happens! Every day he packs me a lunch that is totally inedible!! You know what this is? A tofu and lettuce sandwich! Mmmgoood! Doesn't it make your mouth water?And after I've stuffed myself on that, I can wash it down with a stalk of celery! Or even better...a radish! I can't take it anymore! How long must I suffer? When will the madness end? Stop the insanity? Stop the insanity?? TEDDY: Why don't you just wake up five minutes earlier and make your own lunch? NATE: Perhaps you didn't hear me. I said, "Stop the insanity." TEDDY: I'm trying, believe me.