Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 05, 1996
Transcript:
NATE: So there's Francis up there getting his "good citizenship" medal...now he's probably going to start acting all stuck-up! He'll probably decide I'm not good enough to hang out with him anymore! He'll probably move out of our locker and ignore me and... FRANCIS: ...and finally I want to thank Nate Wright, my best friends, for making me a better person. NATE: What a dirty trick...
Wait, how does Nate make Francis a better person?