Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 10, 1996
Transcript:
Nate: How high do you think that shed is? Francis: I dunno. Eight feet, maybe. Nate: Think if I jumped off the top of it, I'd sprain my ankle? Francis: You might BREAK your ankle! Nate: Hmmm...no, we can't have THAT. How can I make sure I'll only get a sprain? Francis: I suggest we lock you in a padded cell. Nate: You go first. You know, like a test case.
Maybe when Nate grows up, he can get a job as professional idiot