Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 16, 1996
Transcript:
DAN CUPID, LOVE CONSULTANT! Dan confronts his rebellious younger brother STAN! Dan: Give up your evil ways, Stan! Stan: ME? What about YOU? All I'm doing is breaking up couples who shouldn't be together in the first place!! YOU, on the other hand, fly around pairing up everyone in sight! You don't care WHO they are! Dan: That's not true! Stan: Oh, really? Let's take a look at your "day planner," shall we? Dan: HEY! Give me that! Stan: "Oct. 19th: Find a new bimbette for Charlie Sheen"...
Fifth!