Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 27, 1996

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Nate: Gordie, do you know what it's like to like someone, but she doesn't like you back? Gordie: I sure do! Not with Ellen, of course! But BEFORE Ellen, there was this girl...oh, MAN! Was I ever hot for HER! I was DYING to go out with her! She was even my TYPE. You know? We had NOTHING in common! But I was blinded by love! I couldn't see the forest for the trees! Nate: Your eyesight's STILL not so hot. Gordie: Huh? Ellen: *ahem*