Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 08, 1997
Transcript:
Nate: Francis, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Angie! Angie, this is Francis, my best friend! Angie: Hi! Nate: Francis and I have lived next to each other for ELEVEN YEARS! We've been on the same teams! We've ridden the same bus! We've even had the same BABY-SITTERS! It just seems, like...of COURSE we'd be best friends! We just HAD to be! It was...DESTINY! Francis: What's YOUR excuse?
and his middle name is Butthurst!