Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 31, 1997

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Roll those dice! It's time to play "NATE THE BOARD GAME!" Start-Summer vacation! YOWZA! Move ahead 3 spaces! You make the Little League All-Star Team! "Dang! What a shot!" Collect salary bonus!! You create multi-billion dollar cartoon character! "He's called 'Filbert!' " "You're a genius!" Take extra turn! Your sister discovers she's adopted, returns to birth parents! You win lottery!! Let's face it: you are one good-looking guy!" "yawn" You recieve modeling contract! Oh NO! Report directly to "corridor of DOOM!" Nate: *sigh*