Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 05, 1997

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CLOWN: Smile! NATE: Oh, how I hate school picture day. TEDDY: Tell me about it. ANGIE: How come? NATE: You're new here, Angie. So you've never had to deal with the photographer that's here every year! TEDDY: The guy's a Nimrod! FRANCIS: He cracks all these lame jokes to get you to laugh! TEDDY: Then you end u[p wearing some goofy smile that looks so stupid! ANGIE: So just try not to smile. NATE: It's not that easy! The guy's relentless! He'll break you down! ANGIE: Well, then you've got to offset that! You've got to fix an image in your mind! Something grim! Something disgusting! NATE: That's a good idea. FRANCIS: How about slugs? Slugs are disgusting! NATE: Or rats! Rats freal me out! TEDDY: Maggots! Maggots are really gross! GODFREY: Hello, boys.