Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 27, 1997
Transcript:
Dad: Bills. bills, bills! Good gravy! I spent a FORTUNE on Christmas gifts for the kids! Oh, well...I'm nearly bankrupt, but it was worth it to see the excited looks on their - Nate: DAD! I was just talking to Francis, and he got TWICE as much stuff for Christmas as I did! "Good will toward men." Yeah, right.
On that basis he should be getting half the presents he got.