Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 13, 1998
Transcript:
FRANCIS: These overcrowded corridors really are getting to be a problem... NATE: Let's think up a solution to cut down on the gridlock! FRANCIS: Well, we could study the traffic rhythms, then propose a new staggered class schedule so that everyone wouldn't be in the hallway at the same time! NATE: uh huh...Or we could just poke people with sharpened penscils to make them get out of our way! PERSON O.S.: OW! NATE: Don't feel bad, Francis. I'm sure your idea is good too!
Or the hallway could be divided in half, and everyone walked on the right side.