Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 31, 1999
Transcript:
Dad: How's your new baseball glove working out, Timmy? Timmy: Great! Feel it! Dad: Wow, is this soft! You must have been playing a lot of catch! Son: Catch? no, none! Son: Playing catch hurts my hand! I softened up my glove by rubbing it with apricot-scented body lotion! Dad: Grown men don't cry. Grown Men do not cry. Son: Hello. Tiffany? Want to come over and smell my glove?
oh my God that kid is dumb