Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 14, 1999

Transcript:

Nurse: You might want to get your camera crew in here. Dr. Cesspool is treating an ingrown toenail. Producer: An ingrown townail? But our show is called "Brushes with death"! We want footage of lives hanging in the balance! Producer: No offense, but an ingrown toenail is not a "Brush with death"! oops Nurse: It is now. Doctor: Nurse? That wiggly line on the monitor has gone flat.