Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 04, 1999

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Time for another edition of up close and personal! With your host: Biff Biffwell! Biff: Greetings, friends! Since today is Independence Day, it's a very appropriste time to chat with everyone's favorite relative.... Uncle Sam! Sam: Yo, Biff. What it is! Biff: Many folks probably don't know that the name "uncle Sam" is an extension of the initials U.S.! Sam: Righto, Biff! I'm one patriotic dude! Biff: And recognizable, too! Everyone knows Uncle Sam! Sam: Hey, when you dress like this, you can't be anonymous! Biff: So you like the attention, then? Sam: Oh, yeah! What's not to like? Sam: Especially today! The 4th of July is the highlight of my entire year! Sam: It's a great feeling to know that at picnics and parades all over the country, people are going to be paying tribute to me however they can! Nate: Hey, Jenny! "I want you"! Ha Ha! Get it? Jenny: *sigh*