Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 29, 1999
Transcript:
Dad: Kids, Halloween comes but once a year, so make it special! Dad: Savor every moment! Before you know it, you'll be too old to enjoy the wonder of "Trick-or-treating!" Dad: And remember to be polite! When people give you candy, be sure to say "thank you!" son:What if they run out of candy? Dad: Then you vandalize their homes. Golly, I love this holiday!
Halloween is completely different in Scotland, no vandalizing and you have to tell a joke to get sweets.