Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 15, 1999
Transcript:
Nate: "I, Nate Wright, agree to suspend my participation in any and all extracurricular and/or after-school activities unless and until I demonstrate the capability to maintain a 'B' average." Nate: ! I can't sign this! Nate: This is totally unconstitutional! The constitution guarantees me life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness! Dad: That was the Declaration of Independence. Nate: Thank you, founding father.
Well Nate does need to learn discipline. When he grows up he’ll need…. it. Wait, he never does grow up.