Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 24, 1999

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"Stuffin'? I'm stayin'!" Thanksgiving with the Pilgrims! Plymouth 1623... Great heavens above! *hic!* Hi, mayor! Care to join the thanksgiving celebration? I most certainly do not! I won't be party to this sinfulness!... This shamelessness! This utter depravity!! Besides, what would my wife say if she saw me at this tawdry carnival? Why not ask her? She's running the kissing booth right over there! What the-? Helen! And such a bargain! She's offering two for the price of one!