Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 20, 1999
Transcript:
nate: So long, dad! I'm going to walk the dog!... Oop! Wait a minute! We don't have a dog! Nate: ... And even though it's Christmas, it doesn't seem like we'll be getting a dog anytime soon, does it? Nate: Oh, well! Minor detail! I'm not going to let a little thing like that stop me! Dad: 'Tis the season of sarcasm. Nate: So long, dad! I'm going to walk the toaster!
how about walking the fridge?