Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 28, 2000

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"How come this girl's getting such high scores? The other girl was much better!" "Tatiana can jump higher, but Tiffany's artistic interpretation was flawless. The judges loved her choreography." "Plus, her costume was a Vera Wang. And her smile was a lot less fake." "And still you persist in your claim that this is a sport." "It is!!"