Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 05, 2000

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Hey, Gang! Let's play... PEERLESS! Directions: Help personality - challenged teen Ellen Wright find the peer group that's just right for her! Group #1: JOCKS! JOCK: Dang! Broke my collarbone! JOCK 2: Tore my ACL! ELLEN: I've got really bad acne! GROUP #2: BRAINS! BRAIN 1: What'd you get? I got pi. BRAIN 2: I got pi too. ELLEN: Did someone mention pie? GROUP #3: DEBS! ELLEN: Hi, girls! DEBS: Just ignore her. Just ignore her. GROUP # 4: Performers! PERFORMERS: Fame! I wanna live forever... ELLEN: I can catch a frisbee in my teeth! Hello? GROUP #5: FREAKS! ELLEN: Okay, wait a sex...what's the difference between Deep Space Nine and Babylon 5? FREALS: GASP! No luck? No problem! There are plenty of possibilities! #6: Losers #7: Mega-Losers #8: Friendless Losers #9: Awkward People You Almost Pity #10: Walflowers #11: Teachers' Pets NATE: **URK!** ELLEN: How about "Enraged Sisters?"