Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 25, 2000
Transcript:
"Movie Magic! With..." "Moe Mentum, Hollywood Action Hero!" "On the set of 'Night of the Profoundly Disturbed Slasher'..." "Okay, Moe, this is the climactic scene at the prom!" "In a psychotic frenzy, you attack Jeremy, the captain of the football team! In the ensuing struggle, he rips the bag off your head and reveals your shocking true identity!" "And what is my true identity?" "I'm not sure. Our scriptwriter quit this morning." "I can't take it." "Just improvise something." Places, people, places!"
I’m guessing this movie won’t be so successful…