Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 30, 2000
Transcript:
"Nate! Why the long face?" "We can't find an adult to lead our junior woodchuck troop." "Ahem! Well, why not me?" "You? Uh...no offense, Mr. Eustis, but a troop leader has to go on hikes and stuff." "with you, I'd be worried that you'd get a couple of miles into the woods and have a massive heart attack!" "Thank you for your concern" "Do you know how hard it is to drag a dead body through a forested area?"
How would Nate know?