Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 17, 2000
Transcript:
"Ah, chess! The perfect activity for a rainy afternoon!" "...And if I do say so myself, I'm no slouch! I've played a few matches in my day!" "Yup, there's nothing like a spirited game of chess to pass the - " "Checkmate." "...time." "Wanna play something that takes a bit longer? Like Tic-Tac-Toe?"
Tic tac toe is faster than chess? Man Marty is bad.