Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 02, 2000

Transcript:

"Gordie, do you think a gal like 'Femme Fatality' could ever fall in love with a guy like me?" "Well, there's quite an age difference there. You're eleven and she's probably in her late twenties..." "Plus, she lives light years away on Penal Colony XR309...She's also a vampire...Oh, and one more thing..." "She's a CARTOON CHARACTER!" "I prefer to call her a 'graphic novel heroine'."