Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 23, 2000

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"Jenny! Want to hear about my big win in yesterday's chess meet?" "No." "It was awesome! This kid thought he had me right where he wanted me, see...but I was really setting a trap!" Sigh... "He took one of my bishops with his knight, but then I...Jenny, listen to this...Jenny?" YAWNNN... "Chess is not sexy." "Neither are you."