Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 26, 2000

Transcript:

SHLOX-TV presents... SURVIVE OR ELSE!! with your host KEN DOOLITTLE!! KEN: Here we are again, friends, in the Social Studies classroom where our intrepid survivors have been trapped since early September! They've had to endure countless hardships.... NATE: Have we ever! Lectures, film strips, pop quizzes...oh the horror! GIRL: WHIMPER NATE: ...and it's all because of Mrs. Godfrey! She's making it impossible to survive in here! NATE - 6th grade tribe KEN: Hmm...sounds like you want to vote Mrs. Godfrey OUT of the classroom. NATE: Oh, I do! TEDDY: So do I! GIRL: Me too! BOY: And me! KEN: Hold it, Ken. I didn't cast MY vote. KEN: But... GODFREY: No buts! What these "survivors" think is irrelevant! I'm not going anywhere! I run this classroom and I decide who stays and who goes!